– Good evening, madam! Welcome to our restaurant! Here is the menu. Today´s special dish is two boiled lobsters served with fresh vegetables. As a starter you might want a shrimp salad with basil. Are you ready to order now or shall I come back later? I´ll get you some water and an ashtray right away.
– The special lobster really makes my mouth water. I´ve never had lobster before. I guess I´ll have it along with the salad. Do you have any coleslaw?
– No, I’m sorry, we don’t.
– Just give me a small mixed salad then. And a glass of iced mineral water with a slice of lemon would be nice.
– Excellent choice! Anything else?
– I think I’ll take a Fried Trout with French fries.
– I´m afraid the trout is off.
– That’s too bad. What else do you recommend?
– The Cayenne Pepper Steak is very delicious.
– OK, I’ll take the steak, very rare.
– The steak comes with either baked, fried or mashed potatoes. The salad dressings are French, Italian or cheese.
– Uh, I´d rather have just plain oil and vinegar dressing. Is that possible?
– Italian dressing is close to it.
– I will also have baked potatoes with sour cream and butter.
– Would you like something to drink? We’ve got a bottle of excellent red wine Chablis’1897. Try it!
– No, thanks. Just coffee.
– Do you like it with milk and sugar?
The Essay on Water 5
Thesis Statement: Water is the most crucial part of life its self, and must never go unnoticed. I. People frequently overlook the importance of water in the body. In order to keep the body healthy, people must consume water. A healthy body is a well-hydrated body. Without the constant consumption of water the body becomes dehydrated. Perhaps people overlook waters importance, simply because its ...
– A dash of milk and two lumps, please… No, wait! A milky one without sugar. I’m on a diet.
– Shall I take your dessert order now?
– May I have a banana split and a piece of gooseberry pie as well?
– Of course, madam. Is that all?
– Yes, I think, that will be quite enough for me.
– I’ll be back in a minute and bring your order, madam.
– I hope so.
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– May I help you, sir?
– Yes, I´d like a dozen snails.
– We don´t have any, sir.
– Then, I guess, I´ll have a nice piece of elephant meat.
– Sorry, sir, no elephant meat.
– What about a cheese fondue [] with a glass of white wine?
– We´ve never had cheese fondue and do not serve any wine.
– It’s the worst French restaurant I’ve ever been!
– But it’s an Italian restaurant! What we have is written on the menu on page 243. You´ll see everything we offer is absolutely delicious. Go ahead make your choice.
– Then make a sauce for me from a fresh harvest of tomatoes, mushrooms, onions and green peppers together with cheddar [] cheese and serve it with spaghetti. And I’d also like a bottle of beer.
– Of course, sir! I’ll be back in a minute. And please, next time look at the signboard in order to not confuse the restaurants.
