My Theory of the Universe You are about to be transported to a very strange world, read on if youd are! The planet you are on is a giant disco ball, rotating clockwise. (Earth) This disco ball is in a place that has two stories. It is on the first story ceiling, but the ceiling is made of glass so the disco ball can be seen from both floors. The walls of the room are black. There is a big yellow spotlight in one corner of the room that slowly moves up and down. (Sun) There is another spotlight in the opposite corner, but this one is white and has a rotating filter to block some of the light out.
(Moon) This filter starts at one end of the light, works its way across, and then works its way back. (Phases of the Moon) There are many spots on the walls of the room that are just reflections off of the disco ball. (Stars) These spots seem to form different patterns on the walls and move along with the disco ball, but not always at the same rate. (Constellations) There are two very shy people in the room that sometimes leave the room.
When they are in the room they stand by the walls and always wink for some reason, so all we can see of them is one of their eyes. (Mercury & Venus) Then there are three very weird people in the room that are always in the middle of the room doing the Waltz. They do this some how by themselves and they to are always winking. They are sometimes on the first floor and sometimes on the second floor. (Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn) There is also one guy dressed in a white polyester leisure suit, gold chains, and rings dancing to ‘Stayin’ Alive.’ (comet) It seems as though everyone in the universe hears their own music. Heis only in the room for a little bit; he makes his way across the room then leaves, he must get tired really quick! Sometimes when he is dancing or even when you can not see him dancing, (must have forgot his gold chains) somehow he loses a ring because we can see it fly across the sky.
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(shooting star) Then there are two people, one directly below the ball and one directly above the ball when they are there. They both dress in silver la may (shiny stuff) that makes all different colors that we can see. (Northern/Southern Lights) Occasionally some stupid guy stands in front of one of the spotlights and blocks it out. He only does this until someone kicks him out and someone always does. (Eclipse) Then sometimes we receive things from this party on our ball we think that it is the people’s dandruff that as been floating in the room and settles on our ball. (Meteorites) There is also a place in the room where a large number of people are standing and you can see all their eyes reflecting off the ball.
Finally there is one guy who stands in the room and holds up a lighter so the band will continue to play. He only does this when he thinks the band is going to stop and when they start playing again he stops and vanishes from sight. (Supernova).