One day a man named Jim was working at as a herder. Jim was very smart but could not was stuck in the family business of herding sheep all day. Well, Jim had had enough. ‘I can do better than this.’ He said. ‘In fact, I think I will revolutionize the entire world.’ With that he dropped his shepherd’s crook and set to work on something that would make the world a better place. After months of work in his shed behind the small house he lived in, he had finally done it.
‘AT LAST! ! ! I HAVE CREATED THE BEST THING EVER! ! !’ He proclaimed. ‘Now all I have to do is figure out how to power it.’ You see, he had to find a power source because he had constructed a central processing unit capable of quadrillions of operations per second and hold an almost infinite amount of data from only sheep dung. Yes, sheep dung. Well Jim had racked his brain for hours trying to find out how to make it work until it finally came to him. ‘I know! ! Potatoes generate a marginal amount of electricity, all i have to do is plug this baby into about 1 million or so and i am set!’ Jim went out into the fields and gathering one million and one potatoes (one for himself for dinner) and created the battery for the computer.
Finally, after months of hard work Jim was ready to unleash the power of his dung made, potato powered computer. With a deep breath he flipped the power switch. A deep hum occurred and Jim continued to watch, intent on what was going to happen. After what seemed like an eternity, the computer’s crystal monitor came to life and the computer began booting.’ A SUCESS! ! !’ Jim proclaimed as he jumped into the air. Yet, all was not for the best, upon booting up the operating system and moving the mouse about, Jim encountered it, the most feared thing in all of geek dom, yes, Jim had experienced the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! ! ! Jim tryed control-alt-delete but to no avail, he tried alt-f 4 and alt-tabbing out of the screen but nothing worked. Upon closer inspection of the screen Jim noticed small print, he winced and could make out the letters: ‘W…
The Essay on Danger for society which depends on computer’s screen rather than face-to-face communication
It is understand that the development of information technology has been changing the way of our live completely. Everything become more easily, but, at the expense of personal contact, as many people choose to work at home in front of a computer screen. This brings the serious dangers for a society which depends on computer screen rather than face-to-face contacts. This matter, not just bring bad ...
I… N… D… O… W… S”huh’ jim said.
‘Windows? ? I never made any windows… .’ But after reading the screen again he saw it, in plain type… the cold white letter read plain as can be:’ Windows is not licensed to run on this computer because it would be too efficient for this code, please contact your system administrator to make your computer slower so this OS can crap up every 10 seconds. Have a NICE day!’ Jim collapsed in front of the screen, his quest, gone due to some unknown force far more powerful than his own. He had toyed with the giant Microsoft and had not come out unscathed.
He raised his arms to the air and clenched his fists. ‘NOOOO! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !’ -The End.
