1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? > >> > AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, > > saying he ‘lacked> > intellectual leadership.’ He received a $26 million> > severance package. > >> > Perhaps it”s not Walter who”s lacking intelligence. > >> > 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS! > >> > Police in Oakland, California spent two hours> > attempting to subdue a> > gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. > >> > After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers> > discovered that the man was> >> > standing beside them, shouting ‘Please come out and> > give yourself up’.
> >> > 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B? ? ? > >> > An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a> > motorist and> > forced him to drive to two different automated> > teller machines. > >> > The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from> > his own bank> > accounts. > >> > 4. THE GETAWAY! > >> > A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and> > asked for all the> > money in the cash drawer. > >> > Apparently, the take was too small, so he> > tied up the store clerk and worked the counter> > himself for three hours> > until police showed up and grabbed him.
> >> > 5. DID I SAY THAT? ? ? > >> > Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery> > suspect who just> > couldn”t control himself during a lineup. > >> > When detectives asked each> > man in the lineup to repeat the words, ‘Give me all> > your money or I”ll> > shoot,’ the man shouted, ‘That”s not what I said!’ > >> > 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING? ? > >> > A man spoke frantically into the phone, ‘My wife is> > pregnant and her> > contractions are only two minutes apart!’ ‘Is this> > her first child?’ > > the doctor asked. > >> > ‘No!’ the man shouted, ‘This is her husband!’ > >> > 7. NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER! ! > >> > In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for> > trying to hold up> > a Bank of America branch without a weapon.
The Term Paper on Ted Bundy Life Man Police
Murder is the most vindictive crime society can commit. As individuals in society, the belief of being born a murderer is false. No one is born a murderer; society gives birth to that murderer. In Ted Bundy's case the lack of parental guidance and constant rejection of women contributed to him evolving into a vicious serial killer. Bundy was a man who let his fantasies run his life, he believed ...
> >> > King used a thumb and a> > finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, > >> > he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. > >> > (helllllllooooooooo! ) > >> > 8. THE GRAND FINALE> >> > This is a true story! Last summer, down on Lake> > Isabella, located in> > the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, > > California, some folks, new> > to boating, were having a problem. > >> > No matter how hard they tried, they> > couldn”t get their brand new 22-ft. Bayliner to> > perform. It wouldn”t get> > on> > a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost> > every maneuver, no> > matter how much power was applied.
> >> > After about an hour of trying to> > make it go, they putted over to a nearby marina, > > thinking someone there> > could tell them what was wrong. > >> > A thorough topside check revealed everything in> > perfect working order. > > The> > engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, the> > prop was the correct> > size> > and pitch. > >> > So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to> > check underneath. > >> > He came up choking on water, he was laughing so> > hard. > >> > REMEMBER, THIS IS TRUE…
> >> > Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, > > was the trailer.
