When I am 30, I will have a job that is like Dilbert’s. I will not know what I do, but I will be some kind of engineer that works in a cubicle on a computer all day long. I hope I will be married, but I don’t know about children, I will definitely have children so that I can leave something behind for when I go, but I don’t know how soon I want to have them, they might mess up my clean house, which I would hate. I might travel, but only to very few places, like Japan and back, and other big cities.
I will not own a dog, but a cat instead, for I am cat person. I will just be a normal person, perhaps I would go home to a lovely wife, perhaps not, but no matter what, and I’ll go home to video games and more computers. I will just be a nerd, and that will be it. Nothing more or nothing less, that is all I have planned for my adulthood. TITLE: The Big Magical Feather Made of Snow.
The Princess Elinor e was confused. She was standing in her garden when suddenly she remembered she had left water on the stove and it was probably boiling by now. She rushed inside, accidentally knocking over the wine she had set out for her father, her brother the prince and herself. They would be very upset at her, so she rushed to find the map that led to the boat that led to the wine cellar in the middle of the city that they owned because they were insanely rich. Unfortunately it was snowing and in the middle of a war, so she was not supposed to leave the castle. So she went and grabbed her mask, so that she could sneak out without being noticed, when suddenly the magic killed her.
Her limp body fell into the grass. And the water boiled over. The war ended soon. The end.
