Mike Moreno Daughter: Mommy i know you have told me that no noses is common in our family but im old enough know to figure that’s a bunch of b. s. So stop feeding me all this sheet and tell me the truth. Mrs.
NoNose: Well honey its a long story actually. your father wasnt the only guy that i was married to. There was somebody before your father. He was the horrible werewolf. He used to treat me Like i was his bitch and that’s all. i was to afraid to break it off for fear of a de-nosing.
When i learned that he was a werewolf though i flipped of course. What would you do. I was even more scared. So i hired your wonderful father to help me exterminate him. Now your father has always wanted me and he gave me i desired so i decided i would repay him for his deed to kill the werewolf, so i slept with him.
i just felt so bad case he was doing this all for free and i didnt have any money so i was generous enough to sleep with him. it was the most sincere thing iu could have done. Anyway the little bastard ran off deep in the woods cause he was a coward. Until one day the king found him and took him in as his pet. I still think we should have voted for that george bush fellow but everybody wanted this retard. anyway he took him in and they became friends case he had no other cause everybody hated him.
He had a big feast one day and when me and your fate hr got there. just went off. he attacked him for no reason whats so ever. i wasnt cheating on him i was just paying a debt that’s reasonable isnt it.
The Essay on Father and Son Relationship, Angela’s Ashes
One of the strongest things in this world is the love that forms between a father and his son. Many boys grow up with the desire to be just like their fathers but for Frank McCourt having an alcoholic father causes him to grow up with the mentality of being the opposite of him. In Angela’s Ashes the interesting relationship between Frank and Malachy creates positive and negative impacts on ...
I just want do kill him before he did any harm to anybody else. I was helping him but he had to run away. so he attacked your pop. everybody ran out of course.
The king was so dumb that he to keep him and not discipline him like i said what a moron. Well i went to go give a present case i am good hearted, and you wouldnt believe it the werewolf done bit my nose of. i never saw him again. Thats why you dont have a nose. Cant you see how horrible this man was. it was a horrible experience.
Now case of ‘it’ people laugh at us. Daughter: Gee mom your really suck well i have to go to school. Bye Mrs. NoNose: Honey water you forgot your paper bag. Audience: HAHAHAHA Blinking Sign: standing ovation ME: END.
