Here’s how you get a girl that you really like, but you don’t have the nuts to go up to her and ask her out on a damn date cause you ” re a wussy and that’s all there is to it, man. First off, you go up to her and tell her that you like it, because you have the nuts big enough in the first place, anyways, am I right? Well, you go up to her, and you ask her what the hell she is doing this Friday. If she says, “I don’t know… .” , then she is kind of telling you that she would do something with you this weekend, but not directly telling you this. So once you hear this, you say, “Well, do you want to do something with me, so we can go and smack our asses till the sun did rise?” . Naw, don’t say that, unless you know she won’t get all mad at you and blow you off.
Well, then you go out after that and go pick up some roses to give to her when you go pick her up. Get some nice little fresh ones, then spray your co longe all over the damn things, okay? Sweet, then after that, you drive to her house, going like a zillion miles an hour in your super fast 2004 Ford Mustang GT with some Green Day playing in the CD player, but make sure it’s the song “Welcome to Paradise”, because that is a bitching song and everyone you know knows that too. So after screeching to a halt in front of her house, run up to the door with your nice smelling roses, and when her parents answer the door, you give the mom a big nice wet smooch on her lips, and make sure you slip her a little bit of tongue, and then run over to the dad, and give him a big nice bear hug, and start talking football crap, untill your beautiful girlfriend comes down the stairs. Then ditch the parents, and run over to her, throw the roses in her face, then start getting on her, making out on the stairs, making nice wet slurry noises while you ” re doing it. Then after about 20 minutes of doing it, take her out to the drive-in movies, and make out with her some more, then when you guys are done, you drop her off at the house down the street from her house, making her walk, so as not to get you in trouble with her parents, then tell her you ” ll call her, but you really won’t, and take off, and look for another girl. Well, kiddies, that’s all you have to do on a date, and by gosh, it really will work if you do everything I’ve told you to do.
The Homework on Who Makes a Better Parent?
The society we live in today is a blend of invariable factors that stem from the primitive times to our modern times where the roles of genders have been stereotyped or grilled in from one generation to another and so the situation has reached to a point that even the slightest change of roles of gender could raise questions on the sanity of the doer. For example, it has always been a ...
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