The word ‘Twilight’ – last time I checked – meant dusk, nightfall, sundown or sunset. However, nowadays, when the word ‘Twilight’ seems to arise out of someone’s mouth, it’s not these words that seem to crop up in their mind, its aaaaaahhhhhhhhh Robert Pattinson…
Taylor Lautner. If I look in the dictionary, indisputably, these words WON’T be in there. Undeniably, I’m sure you know what I’m talking about. Twilight. Not the dictionary ‘Twilight’, the FILM called ‘Twilight’. It’s where they have vampires and werewolves and a girl who plays the typical ‘girl’ character of a damsel in distress. When ‘vampires’ were made, they were meant to be scared of the sun because they got burnt, not SHINE in the sun. What is all that about?
They have turned the repulsive vampires that caused our spine to chill in an alarming way when we thought about them. And guess what they did? They turned them into ‘beautiful’ creatures that care for human beings! This has stripped away the real intimidating presence of vampires and why they were created in the first place. They were meant to be blood thirsty, cold blooded predators that were ever known by the fiction world.
Now, they are flirtatious, pulchritudinous maniacs that seduce teenage girls and exhilarate them in a voluptuous manner. I don’t know what you understand about Twilight – the film – but here’s what I got out of the film.
The guy goes, ‘Hey, I’m a blood thirsty vampire who can suck the life out of people…oh… and I might kill you if we start dating’. Then she goes, ‘OK’. If someone says that to me, I would sprint a mile… even though he can run about a 1000 times faster than me. Well… I would still try.
The Term Paper on Film Girl interrupted
Susanna Kaysen is the author of Girl Interrupted, her memoirs that explore a two-year period that she spent as a patient in a mental institution for young women. Split into three sections, mind versus brain, the clinical definition of a borderline personality disorder, and her diagnosis, her memoirs serve as an argument against her clinical diagnosis. In “Mind vs. Brain” we are given a ...
No one in their right mind would want to stay there and not run away… maybe he hypnotised her already with his extraordinarily clichéd good-looks and a body that shines miraculously in the sun. Then the film carries on and after she ‘decides’ to date him – so she believes – they fall in love and they get married and do whatever they’re supposed to be doing in their honeymoon.
Then, while they are doing it, he knocks her out and she gets pregnant. When, she’s having the baby, well, it’s more like the baby is ripping her insides to get out. So, this vampire -aka her husband – who is meant to love her ‘forever’ cut her apart to get the baby out even when his dad is a perfectly good doctor. I can name about 4 or 5 things that could put me to JAIL if I did that so why would they let them make a film like that in the first place!
So why in the world would you want to watch something like that? I can think of a million things to do instead of suffocating inside the cinema for so many hours. That is about 8 hours of your life wasted. It’s not worth it! So, join me my friends, to help me get rid of this abominable film and lock it inside the horrific room ever created…
Room101. Do you know why? Because I know for a fact that you are a bunch of very smart young ladies who I know will make a wise decision about the fact that you ARE going to put this into Room 101.
