Two summers ago I started working at this gun shop. Its not a great job but its money I didn’t have before. While working there, I met a guy by the name of Daval Snuff. He’s real smart (even though he dropped out of high school) funny, nice, and knows a lot about guns.
Two of Daval’s best friends, BoodaSac and Fee bus, told that he had a little crush on me. The problem was, I already had a boyfriend. When I told Daval about Bobbio, my boyfriend, he threatened to kill him. He said he would literally kill him over me.
It may sound weird but, I was flattered. I didn’t know if he was serious about it or not, so I took a vacation. While on vacation I went to church and had a good prayer with Pastor Mickey. He simply told me not to believe him. On the fourth coming day of her vacation the guys at work told me that Bobbio had stopped by the store. They also mentioned that he met Daval…
When I called Bobbio no one answered, I got sus pious. Little did I know that Daval had invited him to go hunting. What Bobbio didn’t know was that Daval was hunting for HIM… Little did Daval know, Bobbio was a trained as assign for the MM (Mexican Mafia).
Bobbio knew something was up when Daval shot him with a tranquilizer dart, but Bobbio being the trained assa sign that he is took the dart out and sucked the poison out and spit it in Daval’s eye. The deadly poison from the dart severely wounded Daval’s eyes leaving him blind and alone.
The summer i had was amazing. I did so many different things. I went to camp, went to USA, and went to the beach. I had so much fun. I just hope next summer is as exciting as this one. First of all I went to my camp with tons of my friends. (name of camp) was so much fun! I spent money on ______ and me and my friends did so much different things. The only problem is that i had to wake up early. ...
With Bobbio gone, Daval was left to fend for himself. Daval alone and searching for food stumbled upon what he thought was to be a meal, was actually the dreaded Poontang Bug which quickly killed Daval. Bobbio and I are married with nine children, each one named after a Poontang bittenDaval Snuff. No one ever talks about the day when Daval and Bobbio went hunting and only Bobbio returned (hints the name THE DAVAL SNUFF PROJECT).