I thought I had a tooth problem since my jaw hurt like hell and I could barely open my mouth. Apparently, I was wrong. What I have is Temporomandibular joint syndrome – otherwise known as TMJ. As you can probably guess, this condition interferes with quite a few daily activities – eating, talking, yawning, even smiling. Perhaps, though, the most disappointing activity TMJ interferes with is giving a blow job! Obviously, my husband is quite disappointed – but and the same time quite sympathetic to my pain.
However, I am absolutely DEVASTATED! You see, I Love giving blow jobs and for the last 2 months I have been physically unable to satisfy this craving. Luckily, I’ve made some progress in loosening up the muscles in my jaw (2400 mg of ibuprofen a day! ) and I have an appointment later today with my dentist to have an “appliance” made which, hopefully, will keep me from clenching my jaw while I sleep and, thereby, offer more relief. Nonetheless, I still cannot open my mouth fully and, due to my husband’s size, I cannot offer give him a true blow job!
Or can I? After doing a bit of research (Okay, I’m a nerd. ) and finding a wonderful site – http://www. howtogiveheadblowjob. com/howtogiveheadvideos. html – I was able to confirm/re-learn/learn the delicacies of giving head and a few tricks for those of us who are jaw-impaired or who have well-endowed partners. Tip 1: You can ignore the base! Okay, it’s really, really cool to be able to deep throat, but, it’s really the tip of the penis that is the most sensitive. So while I have no hope of taking all of the penis in, I can certainly slip the tip in!
Essay On Steve Jobs
INDIVIDUAL ASSIGNMENT For this assignment, I chose a very famous and well known entrepreneur. He, however, had already inspires a few famous people and have single handily help change the landscape of technology for people around the world. No, I’m not talking about the other billionaire Bill Gates (good guess though), but of course I’m referring to the one and only Steve Jobs, CEO of ...
Good news! Tip 2: You have hands – use them! Cuddle, cup and tease his balls. Tip 3: Lick! Imagine his penis as a lovely, tasty lollipop. Long slow licks alternated with quick little kitten licks are sure to please. Tip 4: Use your breasts! Luckily, I have large breasts and, with a bit of wiggling, am able to suck/kiss/lick the tip of his penis while cushioning the shaft between my breasts. Lots of lubrication – tasty oils, ice cream toppings, honey – all add to this sensation. Tip 5: Menthol or Mind lozenges.
If you suck on these before going down on your man, the coolness of the lozenge contrasts beautifully with the heat of your mouth. Bottom line: If the old, traditional way of getting a Job done no longer works, try out new possibilities. Actually, I think we may have been stuck in a rut – Now, nature has forced us to be creative and experimental. And while I can’t say I’m thrilled about having TMJ, we are both thrilled by our new adventures in the ever expanding world of Oral Sex!
