When Good Seagulls go bad: Sure, we all have those stories, you know, the embarrassing ones that you never ever tell anyone else. And by these stories I mean the ones that tickle that point in your imagination that triggers both fear and rage. I’m talking about seagull attacks. I myself, the writer of the story have felt the sting of the seagulls in the courtyard. More and more people each day are being attacked. It all started when people thought that it would be funny to throw French fries at them.
But it soon turned for the worse when they had to digest that food. Many students began to report incidents of being pooped on, the description of the poop, described as white, with a hint of tan fry color. The man that began the war with them must end it. I propose that we have a riot against them, they are gaining numbers each day, take them while we still can. Thank you for your time. And remember that you can stop the sting of seagulls.
Mr. Apostle: the grinch that stole spirit Mr. Apostle yesterday ascended the podium yesterday to steal the very thing that makes this school popular ‘the pep assembly’. In his insane plan to steal the very backbone of the school. ‘But what about the children?’ said Ms. Watkins, a dedicated teacher to the man in the blue suit with a walkie talkie.
Apostle wanted nothing to do with the statement countered with ‘ill eat your children!’ She stepped down. As he flew away in his sled that is his red Ford Ranger, he left with these words ‘King Kong aint got s-t on me!’ .
The Essay on A Revelation Of Grannys Story
One of the greatest American short stories ever written is The Jilting of Granny Weatherall, written by Katie Porter in the year 1930. An interesting critic claims to reveal the flatness of Porters story. He states that the story is not interesting enough and that the story does not have any plot because nothing really happens. Unfortunately, the critic fails to realize the true essence of the ...
