Who’s Death Note is it anyway?
By Kelsey Mitchell and Natalie Jennings
Warning: The characters are out of…character. And we don’t own Death Note, though we wish like every other fan.
*Enter Light in a plaid suit onto the game show set. Behind each contestant platform stands a non-chalant Near, an aggravated Mello, and a twitchy L. The camera men aim their cameras on Light as he struts onstage*
Light: Hello and welcome all to the greatest game show on earth: Kill That Man!! Today’s contestants are Near!
Near: ….
Light: Mello!!!
Mello: Why are we here?!
Light: And L!
L: Why was there no cake backstage on that food bar? *twitching* It had nothing but fruit. Fruit! * more twitching*
Light: Before we begin the game, let’s get to know our contestants! * walks over to Near’s pedestal * Near, how are you today?
Near: …
Light: okay…Where you from?
Near: The Wammy House.
Light: What is that, like some Whack-a-Mole game? * chuckles at his own bad pun *
Near: …* takes out Optimus Prime action figure and throws it at Light’s head * PEARL HARBOR!
Light: * ducks * WTF?! You little brat, what was that for?! * points finger at Near’s face *
Near: * chomps down on Light’s unfortunate finger *
The Research paper on Game Engines
Game engines are collections of modules of simulation code that developers come up with to create and develop video games. They offer a software setup that handles sound, 2D or 3D graphics, language (more often known as scripting), artificial intelligence, memory management, streaming, threading, generic physics and/or dynamics for the gaming environment among others. The game engines have not ...
Light: GAH! HE BIT ME!! HE FREAKIN’ BIT ME!! IT HIT THE BONE!!! RIGHT THROUGH THE BONE!!!! AHHH, IT HURTS!!
L: Near! Spit that out right now, you don’t know where it’s been!!
Near: M’kay. * spits out mauled finger *
Light: * in a low tone to self * I hate kids. Freakin’ kid’s from Village of the Damned. I sware.
Near: * stare * …..
Light: Stop trying to control my mind!! * clears throat * Next contestant…Mello!! So how are you today little girl!
Mello: * murderous glare * I’m not a little girl.
Light: So, what, are you a tranny?
Mello: NO!! SCREW YOU!! * takes out bar of chocolate and starts nibbling *
L: * sighs * Straight to the comfort food.
Light: Right…let’s go onto our next one! So how are you L, or Ryuzaki, or whatever the heck you want to be called.
L: I’m doing fine Light, or Kira, or whatever you like to be called.
Light: I’ll get you after the show.
L: Is that a threat or a very sad pick-up line?
Light: …yeah, okay. Now onto our first round!! Each contestant must name the right man that Kira killed with each question. First question! Who-
Mello: * raises hand *
Light: I didn’t even get the question out, how could you know?
Mello: Do we have to buzz in our answers or something? ‘Cause there’s a button here and I’m afraid to push it.
Light:…Yeah, sure. Press the button. Yeah, ONTO THE QUESTION! Who is this man?
* contestants hear horrible wailing scream *
L: * mashes buzzer * Is it your father?! And I want some cake!
Light: Nooo…and you’ll never get any cake with that answer.
Mello: * hits button * Is it that ice cream vendor on Avenue Street??
Light: Why, yes it is!! * lights flash and confetti falls out of nowhere * You win a prize!! Ryuk, give him his prize!
Ryuk: * prances out on stage * Here you go, girly!
Mello: I’M A MAN!! Now gimme! * takes prize * WTF? Fabric softener?!
Ryuk: Open it up and sniff it!
Mello: * hesitantly opens it up and sniffs it * …..apples?
Ryuk: Yes!! Apples! I use it on my clothes. * leans towards Mello * Wanna sniff?
The Essay on 12 Angry Men Questions
1. Do you think that the jury in this movie came to the right decision? Why/why not? I think that the jury in this movie came to the wrong decision, because I feel that all throughout the deliberation the factual evidence did not have any reasonable doubt lingering above it, which was the complete opposite of the opinion of juror 8, and gradually everyone else. While there was factual evidence ...
Mello: … * weirded out silence* ….uh…
Ryuk: C’mon!! You know you wanna!
Mello: No.
Ryuk: Fine. * pouts and walks back over to Light *
Light: * clears throat * Right….ONTO QUESTION TWO!!!! Name this man!!
* contestants see a clip of a man doing the macerena *
Light: oops, wrong one. WHO PUT THAT THERE?! Wait…I think I recognize that person. Matsuda?
Matsuda: * offstage * What? It’s a fun dance…
*from backstage, you hear a horrible whacking noise like Matsuda’s head being hit by a brick *
Light: Dad, please play the right clip.
* clip plays of someone doing the macerena then falling to the floor dying. It’s not Matsuda *
L: * hits buzzer * Is it Sasuke Uchia? * hears chia-pet theme from backstage * ….?
Light: Why YES! YES IT IS!!! Ryuk, his prize!!
Ryuk: * twirls over to L * Hear you go, owly man!