WHY WWF STINKS
1.) UNSAFE WORKING CONDITIONS- DEATH OF OWEN HART – HARNESSMAN SUPPOSEDLY SMOKING POT AT THE TIME OF HIS DEATH
2.) NO CRIUSERWEIGHTS- NO REY MYSTERIO JR’s, NO JUVI’S NO KIDMAN’S- DISCRIMINATION AGAINST SMALLER, YOUNGER WRETLERS
3.) ONLY GREASY BRAIN DEAD PEOPLE WATCH WWF
4.) BAD CAMERA ACTION- ALL WOBBILY- CAMERAMAN FOUND SMOKING POT WHILE FILMING LIVE EVENT
5.) SMALL RING
6.) FLOPPY ROPES- ROPE NOT STEEL CABLE
7.) BAD LIGHTING- CAN’T SEE CRAP. GOOD LIGHTS IN SOMEPLACES BAD IN OTHERS. MAKE ME DIZZY!
8.) ONLY 40 YEAR OLD FAT SLOBS WRESTLE IN THE WWF- STONE COLD, ROCK AND MANKIND
9.) UGLY GIRLS- OLDIE SABLE (looks about 69), CHYNA, BULHAH, LUNA (well she might be a guy. We can’t tell the difference), JACQUELYN, NICOLE BASS, FRANCINE, GOLD DUST, AND DAWN— TURNS MEN INTO GAYS
10.) UGLY WRESTLERS WITH NO MUSCLES- VINCE MACMOHN, THE ROCK, MANKIND, THE BIG SHOW, AND KANE.
11.) BAD ENTERANCE AREA- IT’S JUST A BUNCH OF SCREENS. WHAT’S WITH THAT?
12.) NO GOOD MUSIC VIDEOS
13.) BAD ANNONCCERS- CAN’T SPEAK ENGLISH. HICKS
14.) TOO FAKE- YOU CAN NOT GET RUN OVER BY A FORKLIFT AND SURVIVE- IT WAS SO A DOLL!
15.) NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN- STONE COLD SPRAYING “BEER” ONTO THE CROWD FILLED WITH YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS
16.) LAME TERMS- KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD., SMACK DOWN HOTEL, ROODY POO.
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17.) BAD ACTORS- WIFF PUNCHES BAD
18.) THE ROCK IS A BAD INFLUENCE- SHOWS HIS PUBES ON A NATION WIDE PIN-UP
19.) NO PLOT/CONTROVERSY
20.) NO 8 MAN MEXICAN LUCHDOR HARD CORE MATCHES
