This is hilarious! ! ! > > > A special poem for that special woman in your life! ! ! > > > > > > Collards is green> > > my dog’s name is Blue> > > and Ah’m so lucky> > > to have a sweet than like you. > > > > > > Yo ” re hair’s like corn silk> > > a-flap pin’ in the breeze> > > Softer than Blue’s> > > an’ without all them fleas. > > > > > > You move like the bass, > > > which excite me in May. > > > You ain’t got no scales> > > but I l uv you. > > > > > > Yo ” re as satisfy’n as okay> > > jist a-fry’n in the pan. > > > Yo ” re as fragrant as ‘snuff’> > > right out of the can.
> > > > > > You have som’a yore teeth, > > > for which I am proud; > > > I hold my head high> > > when we ” re in a crowd. > > > > > > On special occasions, > > > when you shave under yore arms, > > > well, I’m in hang hear’n, > > > and awed by yore charms. > > > > > > Still them fellers at work, > > > they all want to know, > > > what I did to deserve> > > such a pur dy, young doe. > > > > > > Like a good roll of duct tape> > > yo ” re there fer yore man, > > > to patch up life’s troubles> > > and fix what you can. > > > > > > Yo ” re as cute as a june bug> > > a-buzz in’ overhead. > > > You ain’t mean like those far ants> > > I found in my bed.
> > > > > > Cut from the best cloth> > > like a plaid flannel shirt, > > > you spark up my life> > > more than a fresh load of dirt. > > > > > > When you hold me real tight> > > like a padded gun rack, > > > my life is complete; > > > Ain’t nut tin’ I lack. > > > > > > Yore complexion, it’s perfection, > > > like the best vinyl sid in’. > > > despite all the years, > > > yore age, it keeps hid in’. > > > > > > Me ‘n’ you’s like a Moon Pie> > > with a RC cold drank, > > > we go together> > > like a skunk goes with stank. > > > > > > Some men, they buy chocolate> > > for Valentine’s Day; > > > They git it at Wal-Mart, > > > it’s romantic that way.
The Essay on My Boring Life Special Relativity
Like Mr. Crabiel, I literally work tirelessly in many academic and leadership roles. I sleep no more than six hours a night because of my desire to expertly meet my many commitments. Throughout my life, I have worked as long and as hard as I possibly can to effect beneficial changes in both school and society. During the summer of tenth grade, I took a number theory course at Johns Hopkins ...
> > > > > > Some men git roses> > > on that special day> > > from the cooler at Kroger. > > > ‘That’s impressive,’ I say. > > > > > > Some men buy fine diamonds> > > from a flea market booth. > > > ‘Diamonds are forever,’ > > > they explain, suave and couth.
> > > > > > But for this man, honey, > > > these won’t do. > > > Cause yo ” re too special, > > > you sweet than you. > > > > > > I got you a gift, > > > without taste nor odor, > > > more useful than diamonds… > > > > > > IT’S A NEW TROLLIN’ MOTOR! ! > > >.
