Lazy Lady
It seems that the lazier people are, the more I can’t stand them. One thing is for sure; I can’t stand my mom. “Maxme or MOM” is how I would address her, or should I say have to address her. I would have preferred boss or master. Yes sir, she’s the queen of them all. She could probably write a book titled What it Takes to be Lazy. In her case, I guess you could consider it a lifestyle but try not to compare her to Martha Stewart or anyone like that. My mom is lazy from the hairs on her head to the toes on her feet. Let me give you a little insight into this lazy, lazy, lazy lady.
An average weekday morning for her consists of normally getting up to go to
work. It’s true that not very many people in today’s society aren’t morning people, but supposedly she’s to be at work by 8:00am, but doesn’t get out of bed till 7:30am. It seems to be a routine for her not to go to bed till about one o’clock that night, doing nothing out of the ordinary except for moping around the television surrounded with junk food. I believe this is what accounts for her not waking up on time. I wait and wait for what seems like hours as the time rolls by until she’s all ready to go.
Every day she makes up the same excuse that she’s too scared to drive. She’s had a license for about twelve years, as for me only one, yet she still requires me to drive her to work. When you compare our experience behind the wheel, it should be me shaking in my pants. Due to her laziness, I wind up being late to work or school each day.
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In today's society, a job is necessary. Many people get up every morning hating what they do, but as the working class people we have to learn to live with it. Not everything we do we will like. Fenton is a worker for Seaboard World Airlines. He's an everyday person that wakes up every morning to go to work. The difference between other people and Fenton is the fact he hates his job. I say he ...
Upon arriving at work, Mom takes her sweet time getting to her desk, about as fast as a slug could cross a sidewalk. There’s not much she does at work, or if you could even call it work, considering she is so damn lazy. She sure loves to call up relatives everyday. She chats with them for hours, very aware she is at work. She practically talks longer on the phone at work than at home. Amazingly, none of her fellow co-workers seem to care. I mean all she does at work is answer phones, but she complains that she’s always exhausted, every other week she takes a day off because she says work is too tiring. She’s been at her position for about twelve years, which is bogus and rare. In a position like hers, people use it as an entry-level job, but Mom is looking to retire doing that same job.
It doesn’t seem to get any better at home. She comes home all cranky, complaining about how she’s had a rough day at work. When she’s at home, she gets into her grubs, and plants her bottom on the couch where she’ll remain for the rest of the day. She has me answer to her every beck and call; always telling me to do this, do that, get me this, clean that, and so on. She is what you would call a lazy boss. The only time she ever gets up is when her TV shows hit commercials, which means bathroom break. It irritates me how she never answers the phone or talks to people who call her when she’s at home. Until the clock hits 1:00, she’s flipping away at the remote. She has me change the channel to the TV when she can’t find the remote control. You couldn’t get her to move if the world came to an end.
Mom is not one to get out much. Actually, she doesn’t get out at all. On good days, she makes up excuses, such as “I’m too tired, or I don’t like to go out in the sun.” Maybe she’s related to Dracula or a new generation of some nocturnal family. When I’m overloaded with homework and sis needs a ride somewhere, mom makes me get off my so-called lazy ass to take her. She has some nerve calling me lazy. She seems to always be tired when a situation arises. She’s not one for social events either. She never seems to attend any party unless it’s a special occasion like Christmas or Thanksgiving where she goes and watches television until it’s time to leave.
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This research paper started with the intention of showing that mothers who stay home with their children as opposed to working outside of the home was better for child development. The results were surprising. The research began by exploring the attitudes of mothers toward each other. A number of stay-at-home mothers feel that working moms are neglecting their children in order to “have it ...
I can’t stress how lazy is my Mom. A life filled with snacks, remotes, and bad attitudes. All fit for a queen. I wonder if she’ll ever write a book about herself. She’s not a slob or anything like that. She’s just lazy when it comes to doing something. I’ve tried to motivate her into getting more active, but it seems that the lazier she gets, the worse she is. Unfortunately that’s my Mom, the lazy, lazy, lazy lady!
