That ain’t no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be un-did, homeskillet
Punk Receptionist: Would you like a free condom? They’re boysenberry.
Juno MacGuff: No, thanks. I’m off sex right now.
Punk Receptionist: My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie.
Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I’m at suicide risk.
Juno MacGuff: No, it’s Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: Only the one in my pants…
Juno MacGuff: I’m pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. Yeah, it’s Bleekers.
Leah: It’s probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno MacGuff: No, this is not a food baby all right? I’ve taken like three pregnancy tests, and I’m forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That’s amazing…
Juno MacGuff: I don’t know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D… Anyway dude, I’m telling you I’m pregnant and you’re acting shockingly cavalier.
Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.
Commentary on the article: Asian looking again at Commercial real estate In the beginning of the last year, Taiwanese and Singaporeans came to Vancouver with a lot of money looking for prospects in the real estate market. These business people were looking for rental building, which were the 'hot ticket' in real estate according to Vancouver relater John Gee The part of the city, which is ...
Juno MacGuff: As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And, I know that people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but… I guess normalcy isn’t really our style.
Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.
Paulie Bleeker: Would you shut up?
Vanessa Loring: How do I look?
Bren: Like a new mom. Scared shitless.
Bren: Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.
Rollo: Well, well… If it isn’t MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?
Juno MacGuff: I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign so I remain unconvinced.
[Rollo pulls the bathroom key out of reach]
Rollo: Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.
Tough Girl: [to Juno] It’s really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?
Rollo: Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend’s got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.
Juno MacGuff: Silencio old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go pronto!
Rollo: Well, you know where the lavatory is.
[Juno heads towards the bathroom]
Rollo: [yells] You pay for that pee stick when you’re done! Don’t think it’s yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!
Su-Chin: I’m having a little trouble concentrating.
Juno MacGuff: Oh well I could sell you some of my Adderall if you want.
Su-Chin: No thanks I’m off pills.
Juno MacGuff: That’s a wise choice because I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, “Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!”
Su-Chin: I heard that was you.
Juno MacGuff: Well, it was good seeing ya Su-Chin.
Juno MacGuff: I need to know that it’s possible that two people can stay happy together forever.
Juno MacGuff: I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for a while.
Many people say that when you are disabled your limited to a bunch a things. The truth is that not having arms or legs can’t stop you from doing something you want to achieve. In the video I saw how people with no arms were able to swim cook and do a lot of things people with all their body parts can do. Some of them even had a prosthesis to fill in for the body part they were missing and they ...
they were talking about in health class how pregnancy… It can often lead to an infant.
Leah: So, are you going to go to Haven Brook or Women Now? ‘Cause you know, you need a note from your parents for Haven Brook.
Juno MacGuff: Yeah, I-I know. Ummm… no, I’m going to go to Women Now, just cause they help out “women now.”