Boxing, Cheating & Love Just Don’t Mix
The large crowd was cheering really loud, the huge, blinding lights were all shining at that one spot, the ring. It caught everyone’s attention as the eye-catching host of the match went to the centre of the ring and talked as the whole stadium went silent. It was a boxing championship final and everyone was pumped up and ready for the big match between Knuckles and Biffo.
Knuckles was getting ready for the boxing championship on a Friday night. Knuckles was going to fight Biffo, his arch rival. Knuckles was waiting for this moment. After four years of total humiliation and terrible memories he couldn’t wait to be on stage – it was time to have his revenge.
The IBC – International Boxing Championship (the world’s biggest boxing championships) was won by Biffo four years ago and he won Knuckles in the Grand-Finals. The match went for 49 shocking, breath-taking and bloody rounds. Biffo managed to land a hard blow across the face when Knuckles was just about to give up the match. When Biffo jabbed Knuckles in the face it accidentally made Knuckles fart. Knuckles got really embarrassed and got laughed at and he was humiliated all these years because of that. Knuckles didn’t want to be laughed at or called names everywhere he went.
Mary, a typical, average-like lady’s life was about to change. Mary was going out with two men, loved them, and wished they could both be her husband at the same time but things just couldn’t turn out right. Well those two men turned out to be Knuckles and Biffo. Knuckles recently realized that Biffo has been going out with Mary. Knuckles was really stunned and mad but didn’t want to do anything but wait for the IBC, where he could perhaps do “the decider” and see who could win Mary. Though Knuckles also didn’t want to spill his mouth out and tell Mary about it as well.
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It was time; Knuckles’ coach reminded him about techniques, strategies and often slapped him in the face. Knuckles was the first to walk into the huge arena. The host introduced him, the crowd laughed and kept on chanting “Don’t Shi* yourself Knuckles!” Knuckles tried his hardest to ignore but just made him really angry and wanted to rip someone’s head off.
Biffo stepped on the ring, the crowd cheered: “Punch the crap out of Knuckles… using your KNUCKLES!” Biffo laughed in front of Knuckles and said “Don’t shi* yourself this time alright? Haha…”
Knuckles replied, “Don’t be too confident you imbecile, after this I’ll knock you so hard you’ll get amnesia and forget all about Mary because she’s mine!”
“What!? You have been going out with Mary all this time?” Biffo said.
Mary stood up out of the crowd “Who ever wins this, will be mine… Be married, have some kids…” she said, she sat down and started getting embarrassed as she noticed that everyone was staring at her.
The bell rung – “Ding Ding!” Biffo attempted a quick jab across the face but missed, then Knuckles’ quick reaction managed to get a punch into the ribs. The crowd cheered…
The match went on for ages and the commentator almost lost his breath from talking too much. He made jokes about Knuckles farting and the fact that Biffo had a serious wedgie problem with his underpants but was unable to take it out because of his gloves.
Knuckles took a hook across the ribs but Biffo dodged it. He counterattacked to the face but missed. Knuckles got Biffo in the face with a reverse punch, Biffo was too tired fell down and became unconscious. Knuckles, extremely surprised, laughed with joy and said to Biffo “Why don’t you shi* on that!”
After three hours of excitement the host finally stepped on the ring and announced the winner – KNUCKLES! The large crowed cheered, Mary got up and jumped into the ring and kissed Knuckles. She said “Sorry about
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Biffo” and promised Knuckles to never date another man again.
Biffo, becoming conscious again, became furious and jealous about the sight he was saw – he just couldn’t stand it. He remembered bringing a little pistol, so he ran to his jumper which was hanging beside the ring. He grabbed it, turned off the safety catch, and with sharp aiming shot Knuckles right into the head, Knuckles fell on the floor, dying and just wishing he’d knocked Biffo harder.
Biffo shouted “DON’T ANYONE TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN!” Mary ran to Biffo and was hugging him, she had a knife in her wrist, she then cut the back veins of his head. Mary said “Don’t you ever kill my boyfriend…EVER!”
By Andy Pham. LANGUAGE TOOLBOX 2010 SEMESTER 1
791 Words. PERFECT! 😀